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2 cats were reported piloting a dirigible off of Interstate 87.
No dogs were reported.
A 3rd alleged cat was spotted watching a bird on a lawn.
Surveillance cameras captured the shadow of a cat, possibly tabby,
last night just outside the mall.
A further review of the surveillance tape confirmed
that the shadow was not that of a dog as reported by lieutenant dog
3 probable cats were seen at the cat food store buying cat food.
Anonymous tips put a cat on the corner of city hall sometime
between 8am and 5pm today.
Possibly again watching a bird.
On a non-cat related note…
A tan dog was spotted sniffing another dog’s butt.
A white dog was seen drinking out of a toilette.
A brown dog stuck his nose in a guy’s balls.
And a black dog was witnessed rolling in his own poop.