Before they outlawed education I was a substitute teacher
one week I had an assignment
teaching a 2nd grade class
When class began that morning I asked the children how they had done
on the homework assignment from the previous few days.
First little boy: “My dog ate my homework.”
Me to self: “OK, I suppose that was possible.”
First little girl: “My dog ate my homework.”
Me to self: “Seemed plausible.”
Johnnie “My dog ate my homework.”
Me to self: “I could see how that could happen.”
Julie: “My dog ate my homework.”
Me to self: “Well, seemed like a reasonable excuse.”
Billie: “My dog ate my homework.”
Me to self: “Unfortunate, but again not outside the realm of possibility.”
One kid after another.
All 30 kids.
Dog ate their homework.
Perhaps I shouldn’t have given them an assignment to build a replica
of the state capital out of dog food.