Indigenous Haberdashery

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I went to the indigenous haberdashery.
Everyone was there.
It was the best day of my life
No one was without a balloon.
What a bunch of swells.
Actually, no one was there.
It was the worse day of my life.
A man put an iguana in my lap and said:
Happy birthday!
Iguana: I’m also your Christmas present!
Me: Great.

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