When the officer pulled me over on the desert strip I must have been going 120.
Cop: “About a mile back there. That chicken crossing the road. Ever seen her before?”
Me: “No.”
Me. “What chicken?”
Cop: “The one wearing the same color day-glo orange prison jump suit as you?”
Cop: “The one that has “Love Chimp” embroidered on her lapel just like you?”
Cop: “The one that has a picture of her and you at the Vegas wedding chapel?”
Me: “Oh…. that chicken.”
Written in Blue Mercury 