Hobo: Things would be different if Miracle Monkey were here.
We could cross the road.
Oh, wait. That’s Miracle Chicken.
Man, I could sure go for some pork rinds and jello!
Popeye: I could go for some spinach and jello.
The Pope: I could go for a crème cheese sandwich.
But there’s no bread.
And no cream cheese.
And no bread or cream cheese in the refrigerator.
And no refrigerator.
I could use a Miracle.
Miracle Monkey.
Popeye: I could go for a cream cheese sandwich with spinach.
Dog to cat sitting on swimming pool’s edge fishing: There’s no water in that pool.
Cat: No problem. There’s no bait on my hook.
Dog: Are you going to eat that last doughnut?
Popeye: Do not have any spinach doughnuts?
Me: Christ!
Cat: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objects_in_mirror_are_closer_than_they_appear
The Pope: Is that a cedar-lined closet.
I like cedar-lined closets.
I’ve had some problems with moths over the years.
Popeye: Can you store spinach in a refrigerated cedar-lined closet?
Piranha Poem
The lake freezes solid
protecting the baby piranha
from the stomping boots
of my marching band practice
I play the tuba
God sends an angel
she dances on the ice
her ballet shoes
filled with dynamite
she take them to fish heaven
Ahh…. there’s Miracle Monk